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Sun 9:30am: I do say, it seems that Puffing Jay Cutler hosts Drew Brees and the Saints to take on Miami at Wembley Stadium, London.
1pm: My beloved Ravens look to beef up security since they are onto the chicanery of rat bastard Ben Roethlisberger and his Yinzburg Steelers. Can the N-Y-J-E-T-S name five starters against a resurgent Jax Jags squadron? The Lions continue to explore the space of losing due to obscure NFL rules as they look to light it up against the wheel-spinning Minnie Vikes. After technically winning, the best kind of winning, my Dirty Birds are pulling their hair out before a visit from the Buffalo Bills. Cam Newton and his Panthers will wobble against the NE Pats, whose stadium is charging $4.50 for tap water, quite a price for sunburn protection.
4pm-ish: After losing $32K FTW last week, the Philadelphia Eagles look to unmask the LA Superchargers on the cheap, while Los Angeles' StubHub Center will attempt Chargers/Eagles fandom parity. Will the NYFG find something to celebrate as they retire to the Tampa Bay Bucs?
SNF: The Colts will fire up The Brisket against a Seattle defense that is recently not quite as dominant, leaving fans wondering if Flex Scheduling should start earlier in the season, as the nation contemplates this duel between 1-2 teams.
MNF: The 3-0 KC Reidskins host the Washington [Redacted] at Arrowhead Stadium where DC plans to unsheath the Chris Army Knife.
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