The best football of the season is upon us as the NFL playoffs start today with Wildcard Weekend. In an effort to not get distracted by all the recent coach firings, multiple relocation applications, and alleged Peyton Manning HGH scandal, we're gonna buckle in an head straight for the action!
Vikings fans wish Terry Bridgewater had a rocket like this.
Sat 4:35pm ESPN (Tavern on Broad, Center City, Philly): The dream of the 90's is alive with these games, as the Bengals and Chiefs haven't won a playoff game since 1991 and 1994, respectively. In a battle between a license to carry and a license to grill, the Texas Houstons host the KC Reidskins. KCHC Andy Reid will be restarting his team to aid in clock management as well as keep JJ Watt and the Texas defense guessing. 8:15pm CBS: Take a shot whenever someone reminds you how long it's been since the Cincy Bagels won a playoff game, as they face off against division rival Yinzburgh Steelers, a team they are not known for liking. Prop bet: How many fights do they get into tonight (o/u 3)?
Sun 1:05pm NBC: Everything will shrink in the cold as the Minnie Vikes host the Seattle Seahawks on a day with a 1 degree high temperature. Perhaps that's why the Vikings' sex boat wasn't that great. 4:40pm FOX: You like that DC Fighting Snyders QB Kirk Cousins is favored over the venerable Aaron Rodgers, but at least the Packers will have fan support in the form of the Minnesota Vikings official mascot.