Welcome to Divisional Weekend of the Playoffs! Last week brought us a slate of mostly-exciting games, and this weekend promises a snow game! Additional enjoyment will be gained by watching the Bears mascot in the gif below.
Sat 4:35pm (NBC): General Andrew Luck has indicated that we'd lack run from the Battlefield of the Trans-Mississippi Theater as his sleeper cell Colts face off against the spontaneous greatness of KC Reidskins QB and Hot Camera Skimp Patrick Mahomes and a weak KC defense. Watch for SNOOOOOOOW and classic Andy Reid clock mismanagement. 8:15pm (FOX): Cowboys QB Dak Prescott will have to throw pocket darts and lean on their stout defense if they want to have any shot against an LA Rams squadron led by QB and comedian Jared Goff.
Sun 1:05pm (CBS): Mr. Bad Toy NE Pats QB Tom Brady is showing his age and since his brain's wired for contact, let's hope the LA Chargers linebacker-less defense gives it to him. Silver-hip Rip Chargers QB Philip Rivers looks to exorcise the demons of history with a win over their hated rival. 4:40pm (FOX): Saved by the Double-doink heard around the world, Eagles fans are Venmo'ing money to randos thinking they are Bears kicker Cody Parkey. But now they check into the Hotel Katrina against a NO Saints side motivated by glass boxes full of money.
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